London, 8 September 2008 - as London Fashion Week prepared to get underway, DailyCandy.com, our favouritist style site, launched a new book at uber-trendy boutique Austique. Called Fictionary, the book is a bible of lexicons - words that Daily Candy use on their site - and that should exist - but don’t. Fictionary explains what ‘cRapuccino’, ‘restauramp’ and ‘mediAcracy’ - and all the other little media buzzwords that Daily Candy are so good at concocting - mean. It’s a fun book. You can get it off Amazon. Here are three of our favourite Daily Candy Fictionary lexicons:
textual harassment
n. a proposition via text message; received, generally speaking, quite late in the evening. Similar to a textual advance, only far more annoying.
bonk statement
n. the reply you must give to the question that every prospective lover will casually pose after you first have sex. (So, how many people have you slept with before me)?
foxymoron
n. One who is incredibly dumb but incredibly cute, who simultaneously attracts and repels. (“I’m so ashamed. I hooked up with that foxymoron last night.”)